Red Carpet Event: Apsara awards 2011

Who: Katrina Kaif

Stunning. Flattering. An exquisitely-made saree. Love the deep red, dainty velvet blouse. Katrina owns the red carpet.

Who: Vidya Balan

No surprises here. Vidya has only two dressing modes (i) Sabyasachi saree or (ii) Kurti/jeans. And did you notice, she never ever carries a handbag?? where does she keep her stuff?? Maybe she has a hot male flunkie carrying her handbag;-) Oh, the perks of being rich!!

Who: Aishwarya Rai

If there were rumors going around about me being replaced by a "younger model" for a brand that I have represented since 2005, I would totally speed dial Rachel Zoe and "shut down" the red carpet at every event. Instead, Aishwarya looks inspid in this Manish Malhotra anarkali. Beautiful woman, always in wrong clothes.

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Red Carpet Event: Apsara awards 2011

Who: Sonakshi Sinha

The beauty of this dress is in the exquisite detailing on the corset top. And what does Sonakshi do? Camouflage it with her Halloween witch hair!! We are smart, aren't we?

All the success has gone to her hair:P

Who: Malaika Arora Khan, Shraddha Kapoor

Malaika brings some serious ooomph to the red carpet in a black, metallic Herve Leger. Red lips and silver accessories completed to her look. Looks like the dress is spray-painted on her:-)
Shraddha opted for a more demure, girly look in a black/pink dress. I like what I have been seeing on Shraddha lately. Some fresh blood in town!!

Who: Priyanka Chopra, Prachi Desai

Forget the disappointing dresses ( disappointing is a mild word for what Prachi has worn). If these nitwits cant even figure out what shoes to wear with these outfits, they really should quit show business!! This is red carpet and I am a deeply superficial person.

Anushka is pretty as hell but so boring. Being a former ramp model, she should know what to wear on the red carpet.
Rani looks like a lampshade. One dress, two ways!!

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